Linux Terminal Jokes


Tux, the Linux penguin

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Linux is different in many ways, especially when it comes to jokes and pranks. For this article, I will show you a short list of examples of this “Linux Humor.”

% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink matter
matter: cannot create

$ ar m god
ar: creating god

$ touch /pussytouch: 
cannot touch `/pussy': Permission denied

$ mount; fsck; fsck; fsck; umount; sleep

# the lover variant

$ unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; 
fsck; umount; sleep

$ echo '[q]sa[ln0=aln256%Pln256/snlbx]sb3135071790101768542287578439snlbxq'|dc
GET A LIFE!
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Posted on October 21, 2012, in Linux, Linux Commands and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.

  1. Can someone please explain me the 2nd joke .. The man woman one ..??

  1. Pingback: For the deep geeks…Linux Terminal Jokes | The Man's Corner

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